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Now it has been said that inter-galactic travel is impossible. In 1941 a small craft crashed down in Roswell, New Mexico. The U.S. government, after denying this incident started a program to hide all Alien technology from the world. Thanks to a certain morally corrupt general in the military (who got way behind on his child support payments.) we can now bring you for the first time samples of some of the Alien craft captured over the years. It's Area 51 and it's for sale, so sit back and enjoy. Just click on a picture for more detailed info.

The "Dodge" of space transport. Sold

"The System Penetrator" - this rocket is ideal for popping into the next inhabited system for a "Bit of a Biff " with the locals. Click on the photo for more detailed info....

Sorry aspiring captains, this rocket has been purchased and is currently on it's way to the Altair 6 system. Don't worry though, I'm sure a deal can be reached on something similar.

 
Comfortable travell for the entire family

The "People Mover" of inter-galactic travel. Take the entire family on a "jaunt" to the next galaxy for a relaxing holiday.

Just $360 NZD

 
Inter-galactic system exterminator

"Inter-galactic scout" It might be small but it's splendidly fast and it will get you to a neighboring galaxy and back in time for tea. No need to set the timer on your VCR. It's self wormhole creating engines will have you buzzing as you literary "rip time and space a new one"

Just $360 NZD

 
Why walk when you can drive a walker? Sold

Ever had the seemingly impossible task of wiping out an indigenous species on some small planet? So many aliens to annihilate and so little time? Try out this nifty Tripod walker. capable of an astounding 17mph over smooth terrain. Just imagine the terrified populous scattering before your impressive armaments as you sit back and wear a blister on your trigger finger.

Sold, to the dictator of a small, soon  to be lifeless planet...........

 

 

P8900 HockFire Sold

Don't let the battle damaged exterior fool you (after all the interior is far worse!) This wondrous craft is hailed as the fastest atmospheric fighter anywhere in the Twin Phantom Galaxy. Called the (translation) "Sky Bullet" and famous for it's 1200 Zools of acceleration, not so roomy cockpit, ability to withstand more G's than the phonebook pages between F and H and powered by an engine most resembling an Electro- Jet-Spherodrive which possesses enough vacuum force to remove the makeup from an aging Super Model, this piece of industrial mayhem sucks almost as much as the Taxation Department!

Unfortunately this particular model has been sold to help quash the rebellion on Rygel II.

   
Sky Bullet    mk XSold

Sky Bullet  mk X. Apparently this is the 3rd model made by the same factory that brought you the original ‘Sky Bullet’ but frankly we don’t believe this daft story as we’ve seen no evidence as to a second model even existing! We don’t know what mechanical horrors lurk within this metal monstrosity so you’ll just have to use your feeble imaginations I suppose. We do, as always, scour the Galaxy for wondrous craft such as this and so remain hopeful that one day a mk V will miraculously appear. And on that note I must go, as my ship, that’s to take me to Tau Ceti 17 (and we all know what joys await a virile space traveler such as myself can be found there!) has just landed.

Unfortunately this particular model has been sold to join the fight on Rygel II.

   
MK5 Sky Bullet

Well, well, what do we have here?
If you think this could be the long lost MK5 Sky Bullet your friends are quite wrong about you being a bit simple as you are 100% correct!
Liberated from the clutches of an Alien War Lord (who's name I couldn't be bothered remembering) but who thought 2 cases of dried Sardines and a bakers dozen of Sticky date loaves sounded like a good trade!!

   
Avian Sold

Holy Flying Robots Batman!! it's a............. Flying Robot!

This particular Robot has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

   
Walker

Seriously! why would you wreck that nice pickup truck of yours trying to avoid the Zombie Hordes as you make your way to the supermarket for a spot of looting when you could simply wade through them without a care in the world in an "ACE" Walking Tank! Armed with a huge gas powered cannon and a machine gun (for Zombie rats??) or whatever and featuring a 360' field of view "Fishbowl" canopy & an important looking red light on the underside! Contact us today for a test drive ( or test walk!! )

Just $ 690 NZD

   
Express Rocket Sold

"The Solar Express" - this rocket is just the thing for navigating the Solar system. Click on the photo for more detailed info....

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

   
Rocket Sold

"The Moon Express" - this rocket is just the thing for a short hop to the moon and back. Click on the photo for more detailed info....

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

 

   
Galaxy ExpressSold

The "Galaxy Express" What can we say that you don't already know about this beautiful 100% Aluminium craft?
Well, other than it's got checks like your grandma's table cloth, very little I'm sure, so we're not even going to bother! (actually it's time for a glass or two of my favourite Whisky so there!) Galaxy Express weighs around 3.5 kgs and stands 540mm high ..

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

Just $780 NZD

   
ArgoSold

This Rocketship is named Argo and was Captained by the notorious pirate Athena Wright (commonly referred to as Athena the Blight) With it's aged and beaten hull you may think it looks past serviceable use, but as beauty is only skin deep, in this case so is age.
With astounding performance and the addition of a 'Darklight' ™ generator the Argo was more than a match for any of the WTF (World Trade Federation) ships!
We were offered this vessel after it was found abandoned and drifting in sector 88. Rumour has it that Athena was ambushed by no other than the hunter Robot, Orion , who then left her stranded on the jungle planet Gixx.
So if you're planning a trip there we would suggest you wait for another 50 years or so (just in case!)

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

Just $760 NZD

   
Void CruiserSold

Behold! the "Void Cruiser" built for the ruler of  "Maidstoneworld"  -  "Lord Harris the Discerning"  and built to search the recently discovered massive "Void" at the centre of our Galaxy! (and hopefully annoy the devil out of any inhabitants within!)

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

Just $780 NZD

 

   
Martian Tripod

Martian Tripod:  The Martians are coming!!  Well, no, not yet anyway as our spies have managed to "procure" their only means of land travel!
Not only that but we also got the Blueprints for it as well so it will be a while before they are a threat again..........

   
ATU

Almost needing no description is this Aerial Termination Unit.
Shot down over my Uncles farm back in 1958'
Obviously time displacement equipment isn't as easy to master as the Movies would have us believe!

   
Old No 8sold

Here you have it folk's...The Old No 8 Rocket!

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

   
Bob's Banana Deliveriessold

Bob's Banana Deliveries

This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged!

   
Sonic Screwdriver Sold "Sonic Screwdriver Thingy" - Why just the other day a strange man turned up and asked if I could make him a special screwdriver. The only stipulation he had was that it emit sonic waves at varying frequencies. I quickly went to work and when he picked it up it was apparently just what the doctor had ordered. Which was nice.
   
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