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Now it has been said that inter-galactic travel is impossible. In 1941 a small craft crashed down in Roswell, New Mexico. The U.S. government, after denying this incident started a program to hide all Alien technology from the world. Thanks to a certain morally corrupt general in the military (who got way behind on his child support payments.) we can now bring you for the first time samples of some of the Alien craft captured over the years. It's Area 51 and it's for sale, so sit back and enjoy. Just click on a picture for more detailed info. |
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"The System Penetrator" - this rocket is ideal for popping into the next inhabited system for a "Bit of a Biff " with the locals. Click on the photo for more detailed info.... |
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The "People Mover" of inter-galactic travel. Take the entire family on a "jaunt" to the next galaxy for a relaxing holiday. |
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"Inter-galactic scout" It might be small but it's splendidly fast and it will get you to a neighboring galaxy and back in time for tea. No need to set the timer on your VCR. It's self wormhole creating engines will have you buzzing as you literary "rip time and space a new one" |
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Ever had the seemingly impossible task of wiping out an indigenous species on some small planet? So many aliens to annihilate and so little time? Try out this nifty Tripod walker. capable of an astounding 17mph over smooth terrain. Just imagine the terrified populous scattering before your impressive armaments as you sit back and wear a blister on your trigger finger. Sold, to the dictator of a small, soon to be lifeless planet........... |
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Don't let the battle damaged exterior fool you (after all the interior is far worse!) This wondrous craft is hailed as the fastest atmospheric fighter anywhere in the Twin Phantom Galaxy. Called the (translation) "Sky Bullet" and famous for it's 1200 Zools of acceleration, not so roomy cockpit, ability to withstand more G's than the phonebook pages between F and H and powered by an engine most resembling an Electro- Jet-Spherodrive which possesses enough vacuum force to remove the makeup from an aging Super Model, this piece of industrial mayhem sucks almost as much as the Taxation Department! |
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Holy Flying Robots Batman!! it's a............. Flying Robot! This particular Robot has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged! |
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Seriously! why would you wreck that nice pickup truck of yours trying to avoid the Zombie Hordes as you make your way to the supermarket for a spot of looting when you could simply wade through them without a care in the world in an "ACE" Walking Tank! Armed with a huge gas powered cannon and a machine gun (for Zombie rats??) or whatever and featuring a 360' field of view "Fishbowl" canopy & an important looking red light on the underside! Contact us today for a test drive ( or test walk!! ) |
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"The Solar Express" - this rocket is just the thing for navigating the Solar system. Click on the photo for more detailed info.... This particular Rocket has found a home (yes, it's sold) but if you require one similar I'm sure something can be arranged! |
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"Sonic Screwdriver Thingy" - Why just the other day a strange man turned up and asked if I could make him a special screwdriver. The only stipulation he had was that it emit sonic waves at varying frequencies. I quickly went to work and when he picked it up it was apparently just what the doctor had ordered. Which was nice. |
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